Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black with a weathered grunge texture

with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms

Lobbing law bombs through his law blog since 2005

Inspired by The Fifth Element

and wavy hair

it's a curtain call for a country that forgot the difference between entertainment and execution

Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black with a weathered grunge textureRolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs. Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy. The Details: Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates, facing each other inside a circular white emblem. "CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering